A certain young man of my acquaintance was waiting for his date to get ready; he was sitting with the young woman's father and thier family dog in the living room, when the young man had a terrible case of gas. Fortunately, it was silent. Unfortunately, it was also really smelly. The young man looked sympathetically at the dog, and the girl's father looked at the dog and said, "Blue...?"
It happened again. "Blue...?"
The third time (what was taking the girl so long to get ready??), the girl's father looks at the dog and says, "Blue? I reckon that if this boy keeps fartin', we're gonna have to go outside."
peteg
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